Easter egg
The Dragonhunt GM left me an Easter egg on the nascent campaign site. Go to the mortal NPC listing and scroll down to the entry for Emilia Eaglebourne, Renate’s alter ego. It begins thus:
When she was only five, a young lass named Emilia defended her small farming village in the Patchwork Kingdoms against a band of thirty-one bandits from the next province. Armed only with an oyster fork, she beheaded fifteen of them, disemboweled fifteen, and then had the leader gnawed to death by ferrets.
Oh. My. An oyster fork?
Needless to say, it’s a complete tissue of lies, except for the mention of her defeat by Hyuri at the end. (She isn’t even twenty-one; she’s sixteen.) And it seems designed to get her into maximum trouble—Dark Eternal and an entire Lan’yarian army?
I think she just sank a bit deeper into the soup…
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