Run away!

Li keeps pullin’ ’em outta her head. I don’t know where she gets this evil streak.

Mrs. Lavinia Martingale, Miss Selena Theopolis’s Very Proper Aunt, just offered Shirley and Margaret a ride in Selena’s dirigible to Vladivostok with them. And the maid. And the footman. And the vulgar Texan aeronaut. And Mrs. Martingale’s two yappy Pomeranians.

Because Shirley and Margaret are just so civilized, don’t you know. (Margaret is doing the Fine Lady, and Shirley is blending into the background.)

No. Just… no. No no no no no no no no no no no no. Ever so no. Very no. There must be more words than no that mean no. Consider them all spoken.

Yeah, yeah, in game-mechanics terms it’d be a win for us because it’s fast.

But there is just no way Shirley is spending days of travel in that ménage.

Update: I do not believe this. Margaret wants him to agree to it.

Well, it’s Valentine’s Day. Love conquereth all, et cetera. But she ever so owes him.

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